Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

by clippo February 26, 2011

Corporate LARPing

Live Action Role Play consisting of dressing and acting like middle-aged business men. This is usually done in large groups in corporate settings such as hotel bars or conference rooms.

"I think those three guys who crashed the business lunch were just corporate larping"

by Bill from HR October 7, 2011

corporate air

Stale air from air conditioners, like the kind circulating in big corporate offices, which is all that corporate flunkies breathe day in and day out, instead of you know, like fresh air.

Yo, lets get out of this corporate air and go for a run

by The pondering writer March 28, 2015

Corporate Horse Shit

Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project, is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations. Corporate Horse Shit

Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations.

He/she could've completed the job more efficient and effectively, but all the Corporate Horse Shit slowed his/her production.

by 87 Firebird 305 H/O January 31, 2020

shitbag corporation

a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation

i read the news paper this morning shitbag corporation is bringing a factory to my town

by littlejimmie November 30, 2018

umbrella corporation

"Our business is life itself."
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".

Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.

by elgatofilo July 27, 2004

corporate culture

The way things are done in upper management in corporate America including their policies, procedures, values, beliefs, rules, and the way they treat and value their employees. It is almost an underworld where arrogance, overpay, and lack of concern for the “lower” employees is the norm. Often times, people in corporate America will sell their soul to the devil himself in their quest for power and money, and will do anything to climb the corporate ladder. Corporate America only cares about its own interests and has no concern for the “lesser” employees. It will make you think your job is secure and then lay you off without warning if it saves the company 10 cents. It will give you a pay cut, but then raise its own salary. Basically, it’s a world of liars, thieves, and hypocrites.

Corporate culture is not so good to the rest of us who work paycheck to paycheck.

by [e-mail] January 19, 2009