Pumped & Confused

Up grading your cars stereo system then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious exhaust system,so you up grade your exhaust system. Then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious stereo system, in turn you up grade the stereo system again, realizing you can't hear your exhaust, you upgrade that system again. So on and so forth...

"My tunes are so out there for all to feel, but my tail pipes are Pumped & Confused, I need to pump them up again next pay day".

by kshan December 14, 2008

Spontaneous Combust-a-nut

When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly

That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!

The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut

by Supraman221 March 14, 2011

Never Confused

Usually meaning you are not confused about your sexuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little homosexual.

From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please

"I was just curious, y'know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. What do they get up to? I was never confused!"

by Wingy May 18, 2006

Weather Confused Slut

Individual who wears shorts with UGG boots (or other Winter boots), often accompanied with a Jacket or Hoodie.

Another Weather Confused Slut...

by Fire Queen October 1, 2010

Confuseld

To be extra confused. Mostly used when you don't get something with school or schoolwork.
Origin: English, Alegabra Class.

Teacher: What is 9^2 + C^2 = 14^2?
Student 1: C~= 10.72
Teacher: Correct.
Student2: Wait, I don't get how you do this. I'm confuseld.

by M~Chan November 18, 2016

confuseration

the state of being rather confused....especially when one doesn't understand that they are confused

Joe Bob was convinced he liked Mary while in truth he liked her sister Sally...he was confuserated.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

comusicate

talking people while listening to cd or mp3 player
3 ways, headphones on, off, or lopsided
great way to talk to people you hate

My parents cant stand it when i comusicate cause they hate music

by dhzdf30 October 2, 2005