contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012

colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

Colbington

A wanna be youtuber with an embarrassingly small penis.

Pesron A:"Hey, you know Colbington?"
Person B:"That micro-penised fag?"
Person A:"That's the one!"

by Colbington January 9, 2018

Collingwood

Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.

Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?

Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood

“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”

“Ow”

by Stoner from cwood February 15, 2019

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

Colding

The act of malding so hard that you catch a cold.

Dude i was inting so hard on League that i got a cold
lmao, actually colding

by NotGlockLesnar January 21, 2020

Collingwood

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).

Canadian 1: where are guys you from?

Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto

Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us

by Ontario Definitions March 3, 2021