colts

colts is a nickname for a kid who is extremely sus(pect) kid. He sticks his cock in anything with a hole and grabs anything longer than a sweet tart. He tends to be a multi-sport athlete and is an absolute tryhard in academics. He will even pet his own teachers cock(erspaniel) to get an A. This nickname in no way, shape, or form represents any professional sports team. If you ever play Fortnite with a colts, they will rage on their every death and will blame you for every little thing, but at the end of the day, they will carry you because of how sweaty he is. A colts must buy about 3 controllers a month because their sweat breaks their controllers.

*colts checks end of year grades*
teacher (known as dr. p)" colts you end with a 89.49"
colts " their is no way, i will do anything, can i help you with anything? *wink wink*

by ttv_btw April 12, 2019

softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

by get gettin November 18, 2015

colts dank booty

the most greasiest, oiliest, beautiful, dank, moist, slimey, white, and precious booty in the whole world

colts dank booty is extra slimey today

by the mega shrekker 6969 December 10, 2019

Colted

Colted- Something that is great; similar to goated; a place that is amazing; Used in popular culture to mean that something is the best (usually a hyperbole)

“That restaurant was colted!” - Said James

Replied Joe,” Yeah, it was the best.”

by mattyice2 October 19, 2022

Colt Navy Fuckboy

A cowboy looking mofo who is a total living fuckboy: A good example is Sam Collins

guy 1: Hey have you heard heard of Sam Collins?

guy2: Yeah he’s a total Colt Navy Fuckboy

by tofinorefraction April 13, 2024

Colt

Man with a extremely tiny penis and is hella ugly.

Girl: Man, colts penis is soooo small you need a microscope to see it.
Other girl: Damn if you need a microscope it must be small.

by MrWafflez March 20, 2018

Colts Neck Highschool

A high school populated by the very rich and extreme poor, and very few in between. Pills are the preferred drug of choice, the schools motto should be “Friendship is cheap, and loyalty is expensive”

I’m from Colts Neck Highschool. So I know about manipulation.

by 200587 September 25, 2019