coconuts

What Scar from the Lion king has

"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."

by Quincy w. H. February 27, 2008

coconut ghost

The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas.

Adam Lambert: It's poetry guys. It's abstract. It's purpose is for the reader to find their own message in it. :)

UlrikaE: Coconut Ghost = The hallucinations you get after too many Pina Coladas?

Adam Lambert: Hahaha clever girl

by Glambert1877 September 6, 2009

Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus March 13, 2011

Coconut Butney

When you give a girl a cream pie in the butt after she's had Indian takeout.

Man, that ho needs a serious condom-ent with her chicken tikka malala. I'm going to go give her some coconut butney.

by CockteaseUSA January 8, 2010

Coconips

The act of taking melted chocolate and dripping it onto your partner's nipples. Later to eat them off as it hardens.

Hey baby, wanna see some Coconips?

by Afitz May 6, 2015

Coonitus

A disease when a women starts to only like black men and then becomes a black man.

Yeah, that girl Sarah contracted coonitus so we had to shoot her before matters got worse.

by N1993r S14y3r September 18, 2018

coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff

She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*

by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019