Betty Cocker

The act of receiving head while eating a piece of cake

Sorry, Mary. We only serve cake and cock here, and I'm eating the last piece of cake. Give me a Betty Cocker, bitch.

by Jabakov58 November 25, 2011

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver

sara and catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

chris crocker

a flamingly gay teenage boy who honestly thinks he's a woman and who came into the public's eyes, unfortunately, via his infamous and unintentionally hilarious "leave britney alone!" youtube video in which he throws the most homosexual temper tantrum i've ever seen about people giving britney spears her well-deserved criticism. the awesome irony of this is that the kid doesn't even realize britney spears more than likely doesn't give a flying fuck about him and possibly even views him as a potential psychotic murder-suicide attempt. although the death of either would bring tears of happiness to millions worldwide.

chris crocker filmed himself making out with his brother in one of his videos and said "who cares about 9/11?" in another.

chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.

chris crocker is an embarrassment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.

PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS OR WATCH HIS UPCOMING SHOW.

by silly hats only October 5, 2007

clucker

Is a person with a drug problem that trades stolen or his/her personal things for drugs.

Hey clucker, how much dope did u get for laptop?

by Rockodog May 30, 2006

Crocker

Typically, a grandmother figure from the southern United States, with a 'southern twang' accent. Crockers usually smoke cigarettes, but aren't proud of it, and also love their grandchildren but are extremely disciplinary and attempt to make lectures on waiting for sex until marriage, and to love God. Crockers favorite resturants can be something to the extent of an all-you-can-eat cafeteria, or for fancy nights, the Cracker Barrel. Their favorite gas station is Hess. Most crockers watch soap operas, Walker Texas Ranger, or Touched By an Angel.

Watch out for that crocker, she can be a real bitch.

by spoonboy September 4, 2005

Joe Cocker

The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!

Joe Cocker had some really weird moves.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005

chris crocker

Chris Crocker is a youtube celebrifag...literally. He is a drag queen and claims to be the queen of ghetto. He became famous after his video on youtube called "Leave Britney Alone!" was released, where he defends Britney Spears from everyone's disgust towards her performance at the MTV VMA's 2007. He begins to cry during the taping of the video and claims to be authentic, though very questionable. He has appeared on the talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live where he furthers his arguement. He has become a youtube hit, spawning many parodies of the video.

Chris Crocker: "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!"

Person: "what the hell are you?"

by Maz Vaz September 30, 2007