classicly jazzical

An extremly tight pussy that is hard to hit up because once u get it in u cant get it out.

Dawg that pussy i hit up last night was classicly jazzical

by Hunter May 7, 2005

classically bad

An adjective used to describe a film that is classic and/or well known, but bad. Often, they are remembered by many only as being a bad movie. Examples include the Joel Schumacher Batman films and The Star Wars Holiday Special.

The Star Wars Holiday Special is very classically bad.

by FilmStudent January 1, 2012

Classical Social Justice

One who believes in the original interpretation of social justice.

A person is accused for murder and is found guilty for unproven reasons. The people call shenanigans and let the person be retried once actual facts come in. The person is retried and is found innocent as he has the right of innocent until proven guilty. Innocent until proven guilty is an example of classical social justice.

by PopulousMaster February 11, 2020

The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.

Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.

by KrakenHead October 10, 2013

clitical mass

clitical mass: to peform above and beyond the call of pleasure bound duty.

I flicked and licked that bean so hard she hit clitical mass and made my chin wet.

(i just love adding to this site and making shit up that sounds logical xD)

by lipchin October 1, 2012

fantast-i-lastical

something that is extra fantastic

gordon- hey whats crack-a-lackin?
rupert- its goin pretty good i just got paid
gordon- wow thats fantast-i-lastical!

by katy o'donnell March 9, 2008

Classical music

Anything written before 1978 or anything written by Eddie Van Halen.

Music Teacher: "Bill, Ted, do you even have any idea what classical music is?"
Bill: "Anything written before 1978?" Ted: "And anything written by Eddie Van Halen!"

by Crystalkestrel August 14, 2006