Christian

He is a melon head wanker who managed to split his dad's condom and the prick was born and that is why the world has fallen to a new stage of retarded.

Christian is dumb as fuck lmfao

by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019

Christian

A guy that makes people eat hair

Revenage Maddie just got revenge on Christian

by Marauder101 June 8, 2018

Christian

A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.

Christian

by trulycurious June 28, 2022

Christian

Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).

Damn Stop shitting like Christian

by GothicSpace March 16, 2022

Christian

A human porcupine that needs to get a haircut as quick as yesterday

Christian dinosaur be lookin like a whole pineapple

by Blurb37 February 23, 2019

Christian

Little boy. Not nice or funny.very smol and skinny. Half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. He been to the opportunity center twice. Very *cring*

Christian beat the fuck out of me yesterday

by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019

Christian

The hottest boy you will ever meet and the best loving boyfriend you can ever ask for he’s so sweet and generous he’s the best at football he can beat you to it he is the best player on the team. He makes everyone smile at all times serious or not he has the best smile it’s so hot that it will make you want him. He can be so lovable towards you that’s how you know he’s a keeper

Girl 1: see that boy across the room *points at Christian*
Girl 2: yeah he looks like a keeper

by Lillymariee220 November 27, 2019