chatting biscuits

Normally used in reference to someone talking complete crap

Pete M, stop chatting biscuits!

by Craig Blake May 2, 2008

Douche Charming

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

by AlMcD November 29, 2009

charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.

I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!

by arghonomic April 11, 2010

double chatting

trying to keep up with two chat conversations at once, sometimes falling behind in one or forgetting to talk to one person

hey, sorry i replied late, i was double chatting.

by A Friend Of Tyler Durden November 20, 2009

english chatting

One of the best english groups on telegram @english_chatting_club. Kosmos is the founder of that awesome chat. You can meet a lot of cool people there. Trust me that group can change your life.

-Damn there's one spectacular telegram group called English Chatting. Join right now it's fun!!!

by XXXdead July 25, 2019

Charging Rhino

To put one's penis between one's legs and expose one's penis and ass to all surrounding people. This setup is often followed by the rhino running backwards after any audience, while bending over, simulating a rhino in a stampede, looking for a place to butt his horn.

"Man, he just charging rhinoed all of the swimmer boys in the locker room, until he found the right gazelle to take advantage of."

by blueskysrain January 14, 2006

Churting

This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl

"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"

by Ri Queef July 28, 2008