couch hopper

1. someone who is couch hopping
2. someone who perpetually couch hops
3. a mooch
4. a charismatic bum

That guy is a total couch hopper. He can never hold down a job. And whenever he has a girlfriend, he just lives with her until she gets tired of his shit. Then, he starts calling a different friend every few days for a place to stay.

by yon_sved September 22, 2005

couch pillows

A bizzare expression used by some people to describe the small, square cushions placed on a couch to enhance it's comfort and aesthetics, as opposed to the larger cushions which form the seat and are hence integral to the couch.

They're not "couch pillows", they're CUSHIONS. Pillows are what you rest your head on while you sleep, cry into when you're a teenage girl or bite when you get fucked in the ass - but only when the aforementioned events happen IN BED.

From Step Brothers (2008):

Richard Jenkins: "Dale sleepwalks too."
Mary Steenburgen: "Are you kidding me?"
Richard Jenkins: "I'm not. Look in the oven."
Mary Steenburgen: "What's in the...couch pillows?"

by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Couch Troll

A creature that comes and lives on your couch. They will steal internet, food and blankets. They will come and go as they please, but they're most likely to be found on your couch in the summer months.

Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.

If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.

Person 1: 'Where have all our blankets gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'

Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'

Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'

by Charlie82 January 17, 2011

Couch Payments

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.

I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.

by Check1 November 29, 2011

Couch Surfer

*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch

Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.

by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012

couch muncher

A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.

Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

Couch potato

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006