Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated

I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary

by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020

cumstipated

being blocked up with SOOOOOOO much CUM

person 1 : im SOOOOO cumstipated
person 2: big bone
person 1 : big bone🤤

by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022

costinpated

Being presented with the same ridiculous,
baseless, and illogical claims time and time
again, that you don't give a shit anymore.

Reading yet another post in the backgammon forum about orchestrated dice, I immediately felt costinpated.

by Chama Banana July 24, 2023

Organizational Constipation

When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.

When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.

Organizational Constipation = Government

by Xam Steele March 23, 2011

homework constipation

When you have absolutely no motivation to do homework for an extended period of time, and all the assignments are due on the same day. This causes the workload to pile up, and you end up having to slowly crank out each assignment one-by-one the day/night before it's all due.

"I have two calculus assignments, a 10-page paper, a chemistry assignment, and a biology lab report due on Wednesday. It's Monday night and I haven't even started."

"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."

by metalhead13095 May 3, 2014

Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).

Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"

by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015

Retail Constipation

When you’ve worked in a retail job for so long, you’ve learned to hold back any bodily excretions that hit you mid-shift, even if you are slowly dying behind the register needing a bathroom break. Usually developed in a medium to fast paced job that demands full attention to the task at hand or in a single staffed establishment where the employee cannot leave with customers in the store alone.

After working in a shoe retail store for 5 years, I’ve developed retail constipation. Now I hardly take bathroom breaks anymore.

by Tatar Boss June 5, 2018