Blortch

When you think you are expelling gas, but it turns out you end end muddying your underwear

I BLORTCHED in my new jeans on the way home, and had to pull over and clean my ass with my socks!

by KingSausageBeast August 23, 2017

Borchiq

Borchiq - a gay hoe who loves her korean men and her best friends

Did you see Borchiq? She is such a fucking koreaboo, but I love her gay ass.

by Borchiq February 18, 2018

Blotching

Blotching is when you do a line of blow, then take a sip of Scotch and feel the relaxing yet intense wastedness, that makes you feel in control and at the same time reckless.

It had been a normal Thursday night, beginning innocently enough with some blotching at his apartment, followed by a visit to a few bars and then a dirty street dog to close down the night.

by LiamFX November 7, 2018

Bloch

A great brand that specialises in dancewear.

‘Hey where did you get your leotard from?’

‘I got it from Bloch.’

by quockidyhq March 30, 2019

borche

(noun) - Porche (the car brand) but with a B.

"Ridin' on a horse, you can whip your BORCHE."

by Sticks Ricks June 29, 2019

Bloach

The act of relaxing the anus to the point where an entire grapefruit can fit inside with ease.

Johnny: hey Bill you seem relaxed
Bill: ya the wife had me bloach last night !

by Bobthebuildersuglysister August 26, 2019

blurch

A sudden, powerful discharge of bodily content(s).

As I took the last bite, I blurched some back onto my plate.

by treesmythe September 17, 2019