bent dick 

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.

"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"

bent dick by CoolCodes September 1, 2017

Bent copper

(British slang) A corrupt police officer

I know he is a bent copper. The Anti-Corruption Unit is looking into him.

Bent copper by KateBeckett123 June 12, 2018

bent ref 

A person known as a bent ref is a Paediophile. Taken from the popular cult series Brass Eye!

Oi J-mo you know what you are? A bent Ref!

bent ref by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

Bent Levent

A homosexual man that flatly refuses to admit to others he is homosexual, despite displaying blatant gay traits, i.e. limp wrists, women's clothing, bum sex.

"Hey, when will he realise he's gay?"
"I know, he's a right Bent Levent"

Bent Levent by Fleamus90 December 6, 2007

Bent Spill 

The act of taking a piss in the morning when you have morning wood and have to bend over in order to make it in the toilet because your penis is sticking straight up.

"I woke up and took the hugest bent spill. Only made half of it in the toilet though."

Bent Spill by mt oregonian May 18, 2009

bent in a u

pissed off at somthing or someone

joe is fuckin bent in a u

bent in a u by HeathT April 19, 2007

Bent bastard 

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

Bent bastard by Criminal Activist November 20, 2007