Skye Bailey

A massive cunt

fuck Skye bailey

by auxilirator February 2, 2019

Bailey

SEXY HOT GIRL. A girl so hot she doesn't even know so she goes for the assholes or weirdos. Nice ass and good body. Damn she's fine.

Damn, that girl is such a Bailey. Why can't she see how great she is and stop looking at losers like that??

by ellomatey123 February 17, 2009

Bailey

A girl who is just irresistible. You can't go a full day without thinking about her. She can brighten your day like a freshly lit blunt, soft and crunchy shell tacos with sour cream, orange soda, brownies, pie, and deep-fried anything. Not only do you just want to hug and hold her forever, but also give her a bunch of kisses.

-Did you see that Bailey!? She was fucking amazing.

-Thinkin' of Bailey makes mah heart beat faster.

Dude talking to other dude:

Dude 1: If Bailey ever needs somebody, she can always come to me, bro.

Dude 2: Yeah

by david oral May 17, 2010

Bailey

A close knit family of gregarious athletic girls that are just as gorgeous as they are fun. They are always down for adventure and truer friends will never be found. Always on the cutting edge of music, social media, and fashion the Baileys are spontaneous in the extreme. Being Bailey is being in the now!

You're driving across the country to see us? Dude! That is so Bailey of you!

Our party will be so Bailey! Cute girls great music and fun games!

by Tjschwan March 28, 2015

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Dip

When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.

Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.

by Kegger88 August 19, 2009

bill bailey

THE best stand-up act and comedian, and probably one of the funniest guys on tv right now.
kinda looks like a troll, but who cares?
self-proclaimed "confused hippy"

bill bailey has appeared in:

black books
never mind the buzzcocks

and guest stars in many other british tv shows.

by fiona clarke December 9, 2008