Beer batter

A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.

"I love a good old beer batter but my girlfriend isn't up for it."

by bluecows February 18, 2009

fanny batter

the thin crusty coating left on the cock after intercourse

after screwing that tart my cock was covered in fanny batter

by ross braun April 1, 2003

licking the brownie batter

An alternative phrase to "tossing salad"

When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"

by missg77 May 2, 2009

Fanny Batter

The discharge commonly found within the vagina. Once aroused, the ammount of batter found therein is copious. Also known as lady gravy.

'The crotch of her panties was encrusted with fanny batter'.

by Olivess October 29, 2007

Baby Batter

Sperm, Man Chowder, ejaculate

Man, I gave Sally a load of baby batter last night!

by babybatterboy May 21, 2009

no fish all batter

New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.

John thinks he can do a standing back flip. No way mate, he is no fish all batter!

Rhys keeps telling all his friends that Arsenal have a chance at winning the premier league, what do you think? HAHA what a no fish all batter muppet!!

by SmileyChatts September 16, 2014

bitch batter

The liquids that come from the woman's vagina during any sorts of sexual simulation.

"Dude by the time I was done I had bitch batter running down my leg!"

by Derek M. Thats all your getting September 17, 2006