basement cracks

Basement cracks are the #1 structural problem in the home today. The crack must be diagnosed by a professional to get to the root cause of the cracking. A crack can be harmless settlement of the home or building or could be serious and pressure realated.

I had the Hydroshield guys look at my basement cracks.

by Peter Perlman October 8, 2007

Basement Mold

Mold can be the most toxic substance in your home.

The Basement mold sickened my dog rufis.

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.

Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again

by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010

Basement Boogers

The nastiness that comes out of a vagina when a woman is not having her period, aka vaginal discharge.

I use pantiliners so that my basement boogers do not make me feel any discomfort.

by melee3 October 10, 2011

Basement Millennial

An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this

We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.

by Noot Noot Mc.Scoot Scoot January 30, 2019

Basement children

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I have 156 basement children

This is a joke please dont take it seriously

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

Basement Cat

A noun used to describe a person who is held captive as a sex slave in the basement.

I generally have to feed my basement cat from time to time because they get a little feisty.

by Dark_Wonder May 16, 2023