Awkward e-Silence

The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.

Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*

by pseudomoney April 6, 2010

Awkward Moments Coffee

A cofee for those moments, that are just too awkward for words.

You arrive home and your wife is with some stranger in bed. All three of you now must drink Awkward Moments Coffee.

by Fun1k November 28, 2011

the awkward dance

the phenomenon of running into someone, usually anonymous, who then tries to step to the side, at which point you also step to the same side, repeating over and over until one of you finally darts away.

Aw man, I was at the grocery store and did the awkward dance with some girl. Embarassing.

by ddddavid December 12, 2007

awkward trout

The act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. If performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is flopping between your legs and the whole situation should become mildly awkward. This should be done to strangers for the maximum effect. *Warning* This act may make your victim uncomfortable enough to sue you for sexual harassment. Not recommended for making new friends.

"Steph was beat down in an alleyway last night after giving an some fool a kick-ass awkward trout"
-joe
"Cracka ass bitch had it comin"
-roger

by Joe R. December 22, 2007

awkward

An insanely overused phrase to describe situtations and conversations that usually aren't awkward at all.

"I just dropped my pencil. Awkward."

"I can't get a cell phone signal. This is awkward."

"I'm sorry, I'm so awkward that awkward awkward when awkward."

by Joynas November 7, 2011

Awkwardorable

The condition of being in an uncomfortable situation, while still maintaining a cute persona.

Jordan's facial expressions when he was dancing with that girl who smells like soup were so awkwardorable!

by coreyhascooties August 1, 2012

Awkwardcute

The state of being both awkward and cute.

Aww, he tripped when he was trying to ask me out. It was so awkwardcute.

by Natatatatatat. December 24, 2009