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Painfully Average

A person who is painfully average would rate on a scale of 1-10 directly in the middle, a 5. This causes the person to become almost invisible because of their mediocrity rendering them completely undesirable. Therefore it's better to be a 4 than a 5.
I'd rather be with Rachel than Amy. Rachel's a 4 but it's better than being with a painfully average 5.
by Sundialist93 February 12, 2014
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fetish alert

The discovery of another's fetish
person 1: i just love pencils

person 2: fetish alert!
by shindigger1 January 26, 2009
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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.
Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.
by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021
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underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.
Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
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Average Israel

Average Israel, a perspicacious and alpha type being even when being known as a outcast from society, they act as if they were a run of the mill joe, but they hide somthing very interesting could it be the powers of an X-Men? Or the personality of a weeabo/otaku? No, this may come as a surprise to some people but its a big penis.
Oh well, obviously I'm an average Israel do you know how much money I make? Or or the size of my penis? Well, let me tell you, I come prepared with a fully erected 9.6 inch chum boner with 5.1 inch girth, and when I see ass I like, I dive face first into the chocolate starfish and completely destroy it; I fuck what I want when I want.
by goth girl lover August 11, 2022
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Average girl

Simple girl living ordinary life: not so special nor extraordinary. She is just simple. With no class - high fashion, public status , not popular but can be outgoing.
I would love to date an average girl for a wife.
by Aphrodita February 26, 2018
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Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.
(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
by Sketchead October 24, 2009
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