Autocondom

Already having a condom on in the chance of getting laid.

Billy: 'Dude, make sure you bring some condoms cuz I'm not sharing.'
Gray: 'Don't worry bro. I've got an autocondom.'

by TurtleHearts22 March 30, 2015

Mexican Automatic

When driving a standard, having someone in the passenger seat shift the car for you when you step on the clutch.

Jake was lighting a smoke so I pulled a mexican automatic and shifted gears for him.

by Shieldsdleihs November 11, 2010

automotiveforums

awesome site

lets go to automotiveforums!!!

by ALEX November 17, 2003

Byrds Automotive services

An automotive repair shop that had a rocky start at the beginning. They are now committed to customer satisfaction and will do whatever it takes for the customer to leave satisfied with the service performed. They are dedicated to satisfaction and GOD. They will up hold to their motto. "Quality Built On Trust".

For high quality repair go to Byrds Automotive Services.

by Byrd's Automotive Services August 13, 2017

autocowreck

When your iPhone 'autocorrect' function 'corrects' something that wasn't wrong into something totally different.

A: Dad, i thouhgt grandma would be coming over for Thanksgiving
B: Son, grandma's in the grave..
A: What??

B: Autocowreck.. she's in the garage.

by StefanosFountakis November 28, 2011

autocorettes

When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.

John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!

by Trevski October 5, 2013

autocorruption

Inadvertently making a rude text remark through the auto correct function.

Lisa's text included an inadvertent autocorruption when she texted her boyfriend that she liked the character dildo when she really meant Bilbao.

by Ttlone6 January 6, 2014