Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.
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Something every good wife does.
Something every good wife does.
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by Feralwinky November 25, 2009
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