fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

Assuing

This is when you take the 'me' out of the word 'assuming,' therefore eliminating yourself from the phrase "when you assume, you make an ass out of 'you' and 'me.'" This is only making an ass out of the other person.

Toby "I guarantee that you will get so drunk that you will pass out and get written on with permanent marker."

Jafar "Hey man, when you assume you are making an ass out of you and me!"

Toby "No, I'm assuing. I'm only making an ass out of you."

by dfash December 14, 2009

Fat Assing

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009

multi-assing

v. to continue sexual relations with multiple partners simultaneously, a la Tiger Woods.

Man, Tiger was multi-assing all those bitches!

by Staypuft75 December 15, 2009

ASSinine

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

by MikeMullin February 29, 2008

Ass Assinator

A fag (homo)who wants to look at another guys ass and probably has thoughts of getting in that ass and destroying it

That fag over there is an ass assinator and he's checking you out.

by I throw craze October 2, 2003