asstacular

Used to describe something that is displeasing to oneself.

Wow, that show was pretty asstacular.

by Nick November 10, 2002

asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan

"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for Frag."

by Clown asshat February 21, 2008

no assatall

sounds like a disease if u say it fast but it means to have no ass at all

Man! You must be sick! I think u have no assatall!

by A7X January 6, 2005

Assatopiosis

A disease in which you have random fingerprints on your shit.

My friend bob has assatopiosis

by Terry Conway January 20, 2007

asstastrophe

combining the words “ass” and “catastrophe”, it’s a term for an excessively large, messy, and odorous bowel movement

“Damn! I just had an asstastrophe in the bathroom, you might want to spray some Febreze in there”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.

"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."

by Desht ree July 19, 2016

assativities

Asinine + activities = assativities. When common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. The results are damaging to bystanders or passer byers.

Due to the everyday occurrence of assativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.

by camon March 28, 2008