assmaster

someone who masters the ass.

Don't be an assmaster, KYLE!

by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

Julian Assange

Australian-born Publisher, Journalist, Activist and former computer hacker.

He gained worldwide attention when he released documents via Wikileaks exposing the corruption of corporations and various governments. Essentially, he let the people know the truth.

Although he gained many followers, he also gained many critics. The most common critique was that he was endangering lives. As usual, these allegations were false and not one instance has been recorded whereby someone has been hurt due to Assange's releases.

The only people criticising Julian Assange for telling us the truth are politicians who have been bought by corporations or blind followers of said bought politicians!

by 5449 April 19, 2011

assmunch

n. someone who is a complete asshole.

Richard is an assmunch.

by Saint Shaggy November 5, 2002

Dead Assmar

Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."

Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"

Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."

Samneric: "Dead assmar?"

by Not Josh A March 22, 2010

assbang

multiple anal penetrations from multiple partners within a given period of copulation.

denise lupo took the assbang like a champ.

by dekser March 20, 2004

assmagnet

Someone who attracts people who are assholes.

Derek is such an assmagnet.

by JDogg February 4, 2003

assanine

the act of telling someone that there ugly and there ass is nice

that girl over there is assanine.how do u figuare? well i gave her face a 2 and her ass a 9

by §lick nick December 9, 2008