Almighty Anal Attack of Allah

The Quran was orally revealed by the Almighty Saviour Allah to the final prophet, Muhammad the Terrorist, through the suicide bomber Gabriel (Jibril), incrementally over a period of some 23 years, beginning on 22 December 609 BE (Before Explosion). The information Muhammad received was of great significance and power to the Islamic People, for Allah had revealed his true righteous power only known in the Quran as the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah. It is stated that this holy power has destructive capabilities towards the rectum of the sinners of mankind, also known as the infidels. Once Almighty Allah has begun his furious strike on the anal cavity of the infidels, he proceeds to have a Bukkake Party and partakes in the islamic tradition, formally known in the Quran as a Croaky Jim; The divine cum Allah secretes is said to wash the worthy infidels of their sins and reveal the true path of freedom Islam brings to society, those who are deemed unworthy perish. The cleansed infidels with newfound peace are welcomed into the Islamic life as a Prophet of Allah, eventually receiving the promised gift of 42 virgins in the afterlife; serving Allah as his humble servants.

Submit to Allah or succumb to the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah.
ISIS THEME SONG (lyrics included to sing-along)
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
Fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
Wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza
Wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
Abat antadila le ghairil ilah

Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

Il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
Li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
Faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah

by ProphetofAllah42 May 26, 2020

Allah is a jew

The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god

Allah is a jew deal with it

by Psycher June 10, 2019

Allah Run

Purposely charging into the middle of a battle to try and achieve something, but knowing you'll more than likely die in the process, especially if it's a suicide bombing

"If I go on an Allah Run, I might be able to get to the target."

by Guycool3905 May 2, 2014

allish

A short, funny girl that is up for pretty much everything. She's usually quite stubborn, but smart. She can be insecure at times and will need reminding of just how amazing she is. She is overall a very sweet, pretty person with a bubbly personality. Even though she may not realise it, she is liked by everyone.

Jim: Who's that girl that is lighting the whole room
Pam: Oh that's just allish

by junkievibes June 2, 2020

Alleah

Alleah is a very funny and beautiful person and kicks her friends butts as they walk down the hall .

person: hey look its Alleah

by tripleadude September 21, 2020

Alyiah

Known for being cute and funny. Also has a great sense of humor most guys at school usually has a crush on her

Javion: alyiah looked cute today
Caleb: the joke alyiah told me had me dying of laughter

by Definitely not Caleb December 14, 2020

allah yojros

it's a combination between allah yostor and allah yjares

it is used for when things are awkward, unusual and just weird
it's a word for lebanese slang

friend :that girl is such a pick me girl

other friend: allah yojros

by adofromcabo July 25, 2021