Alexsexual

When someone is only sexually attracted to people or things named Alex, Alexander, Alexa, Alexis etc.
This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex

Person One: "Damn that guy looks really hot, don't you just want to have sex with him?"
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."

by ~A Person <3 September 21, 2022

alexei

alexei is a short dickhead, who pulls no bitches
his entire personality is about his height, and he makes fun of people that aren't tall
he is an asshole

person gets in fight with alexei:

person: fuck you

alexei: you're short

by m$ms September 27, 2022

Alexey and Allison

The double A combo.

The GOD of the A's...or assholes. Either maybe.

Oh dear god, it's Alexey and Allison, their going to skull fuck you.

by tismah April 26, 2023

alexnewtron

Meepcity, Roblox Developer.

Alex new trim was involved in some HEATED cancel culture!

Story P1

##IN SCHOOL HALLWAY#
Jackson: Have you heard of AlexNewTron?
Jamie: Oh god! No, I haven’t! I’m not trendy!!! :(
Jackson: Oh! Well I HATE him! I want to put his head on a spike!
Hammy: Woah! You’re almost as violent and brutal as Jamal!
Jamal: Broski! What?
Florence: Skibidi Toilet!
Camila: Ugh! You’re so cringe! I’m leaving you 4 Rodrick!
Rodrick: Heck yeah!
Florence: Awh man… *crying*
Hector: *snorts* You can hang out with me! *smiles creepily and snorts*
Florence: Ew! Get away from me!

alexnewtron Story P2
*Everyone starts cheering for Florence*
Everyone: OHH! ROASTED!
Danielle: Uhm.. Florence, that was so cool! Wanna date?
Florence: sure!

*smooch in front of everyone*
Everyone: Get a room!
##IN STORE##
Jackson: Hey wassup cashier! I wanna buy these cigars!
Cashier: My name is Brian.. and no.
Jackson: WHY?
Brian: Because you’re ugly!
Jackson: That’s it!
*Jackson pulls out a knife and throws it at him*
Brian: Augh.. ugh.. hss.
*Brain faints, barely alive*
Jackson: Oh no.. I’ve got to go hide the body!
*Jackson goes outside and throws it in the bin*

*Jackson puts on Brian’s fit*
Maria:
Heeey Brian! Wanna go to my bed?
Jackson{as Brian}: Sure.. Yeah!
##IN MARIA’S BEDROOM##
Maria: Undress for me babe!
Jackson: Aight. Let’s do it!
*They do it for 30 minutes*
Jackson: That was great.
*All of a sudden, Brian summons all of his classmates in Maria’s bedroom.*
Classmates: JACKSON! AYOOO!
Maria: You’re not Brian!
Jackson: I can explain!

*Brian teleports Jackson into the graveyard. Jackson is naked*
Jackson: Hey, don’t look there!
Brain: Your end is here!
*Brian exposes himself as the Grimm Reaper*
Grimm Reaper: You will perish!
*Jackson dies and the Grimm Reaper decides to ruin the universe for good*

by mathsdebator October 16, 2023

Alexes

Alexes is the most trusting and loving person you’ll ever meet. She’s kind, sweet, understanding, she’s that type of friend who’s there by you side no matter what. Shes rarely ever mean unless it’s in a silly way. Once you get to know Alexes and start to get comfortable she will be the funniest person you’ll know. If you know and or like an Alexes make sure to treat her the best because she deserves the world.

Love you Alexes! -ARC

“Alexes? Yeah that’s my bestfriend! I love her so much, she’s my favorite person ever.”

by Doooooooookiiieeeeee November 19, 2023

Alexedere

A person who loves hard but doesn’t show they are more masculine then feminine at the same time and they are a type of person who holds a lot of things in people may think their mean or a b I t c h but under all that they really are a big softy and music calms them and they use dark humor to express themselves they are one of the most attractive people in the world and they know it and they have a big ego but sometimes they are insecure about themselves they go through soo much but they don’t tell u that they are loyal and good friends who will have ur back and be there for u always but the moment u cross them or make them feel betrayed they will make u regret it but they have a dark style when it comes to aesthetic and they love music and they always have their earphones in to block the world and problems they have and they are good lovers and do anything for the people they love they are big simps but don’t know how to admit or show it they can’t handle their emotions but if they definitely like or love u they will try their best to show the best part of themselves even if they have problems doing soo they are the best people u will ever meet and they are sweethearts and very good looking yes it’s Alexedere

Alexedere

by Malicous maniac November 20, 2023

Alexedere

This person may look intimidating and may look mean and act rude but under all that it’s a sweet kind person with a big heart and would do anything for the people the love they are wonderful and loyal friend but if u cross or betray them u will regret it music calms them and they always have earphones in but that’s to block the world or people out and they are very good looking and very charming and have a very dark aesthetic to them and their style of clothing and they don’t show their true emotions and don’t know how too they may act like they don’t like people or love but deep down they do but they don’t know how to admit that their a big simp underneath all that intimidating look and they love leather and denim clothing and very strong and independent but they honestly care about people and they love to dance and be themselves they have a big ego but isn’t afraid to show that but sometimes they are insecure in their body or their looks but tries to hide that by having a big ego but they love hard and are big simps if they actually love u and will treat u good and make u feel special and they are very beautiful and will let u know that they are a goddess and very masculine and a little bit feminine they love acting and dancing and love K-pop music and they will look good for their lover but they are truly sweethearts and try to always give second chances but they are truly the most kindest and breathtaking people u will ever meet

Alexedere

by Malicous maniac November 20, 2023