affadavit

Very Rare. Only comes about with the coexistence of one "YOUNGEST", and one "GREAT AFFA." Only then, do you truly have an affa-david. ha, youngest...

Affadavit is much too rare an occurence to cite an example.

by roppa March 24, 2008

black tie affair

Sexual act where the man first penetrates a woman (not his wife/girlfriend) in the anus. Then, he proceeds to titty-bang the same woman leaving a distinct line down her chest, thus the name black tie affair.

I left my wife at home and took the baby sitter to a black tie affair.

by Robert Pilfry March 7, 2008

affare

Bargain

Affare means bargain in Italian language

by Jon-dor January 20, 2017

micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2013

xyz affair

what this stupidd guy calls ourr relationshipp. asswhole

nd at this moment i have a lottt more things to worry about then a stupid little xyz affair

by ihateeeboyss September 24, 2007

Affaf

Affaf means 'unattractive person' in a masculine sense. Most often used to described homeless people, by the elite, Arab society. It is considered very offensive.

Damn that affaf! He got finger-prints all over my GMC!

by spidermonkay November 23, 2010

affalark

Sing-to affalark

1)"She gave me Ka-Tang head. It was so good I started to affalark."-She gave me excellent oral sex. It was so good i started to sing.
2)"I like affalarking about really good agenaro."-I like to sing about really good marijuana.

by Amber Salgado March 27, 2004