Textual Addiction

Addicted to texting someone, either sexual or normal texts.

" OMG! My phone bill had 10,000 texts on it!!"
" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
Cue Dr. Phil....

by Textpert September 27, 2009

urban addiction

someone who is addicted to searching urban dictionary for insults to call people and other things.

Ray: Did you see that guy? He looks like a sacul with waffle nipples!
Ryan: Don't look now, Jonathan, but I think Ray has an urban addiction again.

by SkllzMstrX December 27, 2011

Urban Addictionary

An obbsesion with searching random stuff on urban dictionary and see what pops up.

Dude, he just found out about purple waffcake. I think he has an urban addictionary

by Define_Awesome October 14, 2015

Subscription Addiction

The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.

Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.

by WizKid99 March 8, 2017

fortnite addiction

How you lost your girlfriend/wife! Also a game to manipulate 9 year olds to sweat out every day!

Is someone playing 2 much fortnite every day? Well they must have fortnite addiction!

by whythehelldoiexsist June 1, 2020

wharf addiction

An addiction to ‘wharf.’ Many people who have tried wharf suffer from wharf addiction, due to it being extremely addicting. People with wharf addiction often feel mentally and physically numb, as well as going through serious frequent withdrawal symptoms

I’ve had a crippling wharf addiction for 8 years of my life now. My family has disowned me.

by Davey Stwida March 23, 2021

Cringe Addiction

When a person repeatedly watch cringe memes to the point where they cannot feel pain or breathe

John died of a Cringe Addiction a few years back

by AdamoTheGiant March 30, 2021