Pinochet Airlines

Airline founded by former Chilean President Augusto Pinochet. Luxury services marketed primarily to Marxist rebels included tours of the Pacific Ocean and Andes peaks. Such travelers enjoyed these excursions so much they never came back.

That Chilean commie's about to take a one-way flight on Pinochet Airlines.
Pinochet Airlines - catering to and creating good communists for decades.

by TANSTAAFL1 June 9, 2025

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by Ali Hussian May 27, 2019

Airlined

What happens when one is either delayed, stranded, stripped of his baggage, or otherwise screwed by an airline due to mechanical, crew, baggage, or customer service issues.

Man, I just got airlined again. I'm delayed for 10 hours!

by rldangles August 31, 2013

Aaliyah airlines

An iconic twitter gc that had iconic events : meliagate, slaylorgate, miu breakdown and bitmoji scandals.

« Let’s fly Aaliyah airlines the ticket is cheaper »

The plane crashes*

by Not angel April 14, 2023

if phones were airliners

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with PW6000

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B

iPhone XS, 11 Pro = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone XR, 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A

iPhone 12/12 Pro, 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

if phones were airliners

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 27, 2025

United Airlines

THEY BREAK GUITARS

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2024

American Airlines

The only airline with 0 repeat customers. Just fly delta if you don't want to either die or fly them later after the worst experience of your life anyways.

Welcome to American Airlines, this flight will leave you, umm, let's just say a "Changed person"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023