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Mat Sacha

He is a nice, caring, tall, cute, and athletic boy. He is a good kisser. He has a huge dick.
by Abc123def567g8 June 6, 2018
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bruno mat

That ugly concrete stamp that scofield makes.
Hey Jason, I need to order those concrete stamps but don't give me any of those bruno mats. Ask Greg to get a price.
by concrete guru April 4, 2019
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Mat Napp

Wonderful, Loving, Awesome, Fantastic, Great, Hilarious, Overly sexual being who you can't imagine your life without. He's one of a kind, and ALWAYS needs affection.
by 59HA November 26, 2010
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Mat Herpes

Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.
guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?

guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.

guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.

guy #2: Meh....
by kevthenurse August 25, 2013
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getting mats

this is what 9 year old's say when they think they are cool getting resources in any game.

Originated in Fortnite stays in fortnite and if used anywhere else the user is automatically gay.

The fraise "getting mats" was invented by 9 year old fuck kiddos
yo im getting mats my guy so i can cranked 90s bro watch me watch me
by notnormalatall January 28, 2021
mugGet the getting matsmug.

slice on the mat

A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.
I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .
by benbisley July 22, 2010
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goin' to the mats

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.
Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.
by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006
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