99 'till 11

Basically 99 'till 1 but repeatedly

1.Dummy: Do I look fine?

Peep1: Stop!! now its 99 'till 11 you dummy!!!

2.Shouter:Hey the time gone slower. this is 99 'till 11!!!

3.Alter ego: Bye
Target: Don't come back!!!
ego: Hi
Target:Grrr!!! GET OUT OF HERE!! I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE 99 'TILL 11!!! JUST GO!!!

by OtherTimeOver June 3, 2020

'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.

He's a '99 bro.

by AJTT December 4, 2022

99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

99% on the test

you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade

person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"

by yo no hablo español April 28, 2023

99.999999%

A completely unscientific, pulled-out-of-the ass statistic that people use that is not based on ANY actual statistical research, when they want to assure you that their very bullheaded, highly-opinionated conclusion is true ALMOST all of the time, but oh-so-humbly admit that there is an infinitesimal, but non-zero, chance of a case happening where they might be wrong. Sometimes people keep it simple and just say 99%, but feel free to add more nines after the decimal the more smug and self-assured you want to sound. A way of having it both ways, and saying "I believe that I am right all the time!" without TECHNICALLY saying that you think you're right ALL the time.

According to the Internet, an ASTOUNDING number of things are true 99.9999999999% of the time.

Dumbass: Sure, it's technically true that someone could be fat because of genetics or glandular issues, but 99.999999% of the time, it's because they're a lazy piece of shit who won't put down the cake.

by q359 July 24, 2023

99% Hitler

Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler

person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"

by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023

99% Curse

Losing a point at 99% in Overwatch, and then losing the round.

I just got 99% cursed on Ilios.

by RCR terms May 24, 2025