99-43-28 

The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.

99-43-28 by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020

99-43-28-14 

The number of days it took the United States to add one million cases of Covid-19 to its total. 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third, 14 days for the fourth million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28-14. Not a football play. Not the combination to a safe. It was the exponential, viral spread of the disease. He understood that they could reasonably expect the next million cases to accrue in a week.

99-43-28-14 by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2020

'99 bro 

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.

He's a '99 bro.

'99 bro by AJTT December 4, 2022

99% on the test 

you are screwed if you have strict parents
thats not even a passing grade

person 1: "what score did u get on the recent tests?"
person 2: " I got a 99% on the test"
person 1: "oh rip my bro"

99% on the test by yo no hablo español April 28, 2023

99/1 

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

99/1 by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

99.999999% 

A completely unscientific, pulled-out-of-the ass statistic that people use that is not based on ANY actual statistical research, when they want to assure you that their very bullheaded, highly-opinionated conclusion is true ALMOST all of the time, but oh-so-humbly admit that there is an infinitesimal, but non-zero, chance of a case happening where they might be wrong. Sometimes people keep it simple and just say 99%, but feel free to add more nines after the decimal the more smug and self-assured you want to sound. A way of having it both ways, and saying "I believe that I am right all the time!" without TECHNICALLY saying that you think you're right ALL the time.

According to the Internet, an ASTOUNDING number of things are true 99.9999999999% of the time.

Dumbass: Sure, it's technically true that someone could be fat because of genetics or glandular issues, but 99.999999% of the time, it's because they're a lazy piece of shit who won't put down the cake.

99.999999% by q359 July 24, 2023

99% Hitler 

Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler

person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"

99% Hitler by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023