Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.
That thing that urban dictionary really wants me to define. What it is, I have no clue, whatsoever. My English teacher taught me that humor is a persuasive technique. So, hence the non-informative definition