Funk and Wagnalls 

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.

Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"

Funk and Wagnalls by mockyeah October 28, 2009

Band wagon 

When 3 or more members of an all male band get completely naked and circle jerk together and ejaculate on the inside of an enemies jacket.

You remember that time I walked in and saw you and phat ninja karaokee pulling a band wagon!! How did y'all even get hard together?

Band wagon by Fearitself0624 February 6, 2010

cheese wagon

when your balls hang lower than your dick when lying verticlly letting your three little friends hang towards the ground.

hegie: shit man look at the size of gary's cheese wagon!
merrick: oh my god, that has to be some kind of world record, looks like 3 inches at least...... sexy
jack: wait guys let e get my camera phone out to tak a photo, shit man

cheese wagon by sexy little pig farmer July 5, 2007

Wagecuck

A buzzword used by autistic NEETs to describe a person who contributes to society. It is almost invariably used by the NEET to try to make themselves feel better about being a lazy sack of shit and rationalize doing nothing all day but eating tendies and jacking off to trannies.

John is such a wagecuck, he actually has a net positive result on the economy!

Wagecuck by SyFy December 8, 2020

wagon wheel 

To form a circle and sing Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show while passing a bottle of booze around until its contents are consumed.

There's a half bottle left and no top. Hey, should we just wagon wheel this?

wagon wheel by Portlandiaisreal September 1, 2013

wangin wagon

Vehicle of choice by jews geographically located in Logan County. Features include cheapass fingerpaint decals, a coffee-can rice burner tip, a ghetto turber charger that only succeeds in making the weedwhacker engine whine even louder, and a parkbench on his hatch for resting after giving oral to other jews.

"Why the fuck is there a wing on that wagon?"

"Who's the dumbass that put a system in a saturn?"

"What did that jewbish have on his windshield? Wangin Wagon?"

wangin wagon by Zephyr October 27, 2003

Murder Wagon 

An all black SUV... preferably a Jeep. Adorned with skulls, usually heard playing Marilyn Manson or Avenged Sevenfold.

Watching that murder wagon creep down the street really freaks me out!

Murder Wagon by nickliz September 13, 2010