rule 49

if it exists, it is at least 1 person's fetish

Person 1: i saw some mf on deviantart who has a fetish for zombie krabby patties
Person 2: haha rule 49 go brrrr

rule 49 by kid named kieran May 1, 2026

Rule 34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Yah, so I was looking at R34/Rule 34 last night. It got so crazy I started gooning.

Rule 34 by WonTooThreeFor May 5, 2026

Rule 101

Rule 101: Be creative, and acknowledge that no one is stopping you.

You:yo check out my ___ friend:thats so corny you:nuh uh its my creative knowledge rule 101 says i should be creative and acknowledge that no one is stopping me

Rule 101 by Bobtotom May 23, 2026

Rule 1034

An official extension of the "Rules of the Internet" used as a protective shield for fandoms. Rule 1034 states that if the creator of a video game, show, or media property has an explicit fondness for bugs (but you don't have to totally like them, you can just say it's because of the rule), Rule 34 and Rule 35 are immediately nullified and voided!
It is used by community members if they want a fandom clean and scare away artists who make inappropriate content.
(And also using bugs because a lot of people hate bugs, so people who like them are protected!)

User A: "What if I post this inappropriate art on our favorite fandom? *posts it*"
"User B: "NUH UH. The developer loves bugs. Rule 1034!
CURSE OF THE 1034 🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🦟🪲🪳🪰🕷️🕸️🦂" or other sentences and/or copypastas about the rule if a creator said they like bugs and would like the fandom clean.

Rule 1034 by CalicoCupcakeEater112 July 24, 2026

New Rule of Thumb 

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.

New Rule of Thumb by Le11223344 April 7, 2023

I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.

How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.

I think we can rule out a… by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

The Slipping into Darkness Rule 

The Slipping into Darkness Rule — this rule says: if you hear any part or portion of the song Slipping in Darkness by War in a movie, documentary, or television show; then, THAT’S JUST SOMEBODY’S ASS! Somebody is ‘bout to die or become incarcerated.

Period.

The ultimate song for foreshadowing in urban themed movies

The Slipping into Darkness Rule Can be seen in application in the following media presentations. If you hear this song That’s just somebody’s ass. Period!!!!

Mayans MC season 3 episode 1
Maplethorpe

The Get Down season 1 Episode 5
Suicide Squad
Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. Season 1 Episode 1
American Me
The Deuce season 1 episode 1 (Pilot Episode)

The Slipping into Darkness Rule by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023