Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

crotch pocket

Woman's Anatomy; vagina

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 5, 2011

crotch maw

n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent

I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.

by Quasita August 30, 2015

crotch fart

When you fart out of your crotch.

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!

by fartcat.com May 19, 2020

Crotch pot

When a guy goes down on a woman and his saliva mixes with her pussy juices it becomes crotch pot.

After Warren went down on Lynn she said his face smelled like crotch pot.

by Fiona Red November 12, 2025

Crotch rocket

A queen so hard it shoots you in the air.

My queen was so hard it felt like a crotch rocket.

by Crotch rocket May 20, 2022