David Olvera Montiel

God Himself

Man: hello David Olvera Montiel
David: hello

by Father Mushroom May 28, 2018

Three olives vodka

A cheap but very good tasting vodka that is the perfect handle for excessive drinking and beating your kids .

"Let's bool I got some three olives vodka."

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Hollow Olive

What you’re left with after a train of dudes rail your asshole; gaping butthole

There were so many dudes railing my asshole, they left me with a hollow olive.

by Linda Moneymaker August 18, 2019

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

by mosley88 December 3, 2019

mount olive

Where people think owning a jeep is a personality trait. This sophmore group think they are the shit for being friends with a guatemalan refugee who was held back and will be turning 18 next year. They also post photos of other people’s boyfriends and have no personality they have to steal the junior classes.

You moved to Mount Olive? Go back to where you came from.

by soccerfifacup117 May 27, 2020

2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

Funky Olive

Olive but spelt in a funny way= Olivia so, call your friends named olivia funky olive

turi ipi ip
turi turi ip ip ip

me "hey funky olive i like tim tams"
funky olive "me too, idk if they have tim tams in boston tho

by azna June 20, 2022