A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 2, 2020
Get the Jizz-Tartmug. Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.
' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'
Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025
Get the Jizz Shrapnelmug. When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 29, 2022
Get the jizz plankmug. After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019
Get the Jizz Handsmug. by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
Get the cheeto jizzmug. A man with a plan. And a lot of puns. This individual is known for his cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit. He is a notorious fan of the 2007 smash hit film Wild Hogs, and spends much of his day trying to torment his roommate in creative ways. Also known as "Jizz Daddy" and "Jizzy."
Hey man did you see? Jizz Krakubik is here!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
Whoa, dude, I hope you memorized some Wild Hogs quotes because he's on his way over here right now now, Shaka Brah!
by WetDaddy June 21, 2017
Get the Jizz Krakubikmug. 