brain jizz 

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).

Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.

brain jizz by Voodoo Karate December 18, 2010

hoe jizz  

1.When you get upset while having sex with a person or inanimate object, and you JIZZ everywhere, it results with the cursing of this word.

2. a word that i just made up 2 minutes ago

i yelled out hoe jizz when that bitch slapped me last night while titty fucking her.

hoe jizz by i hoe jizzed in my pants January 10, 2009

cum jizz 

When you gently brush someone with the back of your hand or foot, then proceed to forcibly brush someone with the palm of your hand or foot. This is normally performed by the hand to the face. When performed by the foot counts as half a cum jizz. The gods once said to humanity "You go in gently with the cum, then you rain on the JIZZ!"

When Andrew was being a rude pooface, I cum jizzed him super hard.

cum jizz by Hondurian Fury October 29, 2014

jolly jizz festival

An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.

All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.

"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"

Or

"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"

jolly jizz festival by itisivon September 5, 2009

Marketing Jizz 

Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.

BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.

Marketing Jizz by bmwgnome June 8, 2011

Dorito Jizz

The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.

Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.

Dorito Jizz by You know damn well who this is March 31, 2012

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap 

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap by noshame August 29, 2014