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Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.
I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.
Portugese Chopsticks by Dzzz July 30, 2011
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chopsticks 

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.
The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".
chopsticks by Baseologist July 3, 2003
A middle class male who fits most, if not all of the following criteria. Not to be confused with a rah.

He has floppy shoulder length, usually blond hair.

He visited South East Asia for his gap year, but he doesnt call it a gap year he calls it "travelling". What he actually means is he got shitfaced with other choppers for 3 months, all the time posing with the the poor local children for a host of Facebook profile pictures.

He is paid through university by his family and finds it strange that not everyone gets the same deal.

His year round attire is a pastel coloured polo shirt, three quarter length beige shorts and flip flops.

He drives a Mini.

After finishing his degree in Business Studies or Management he will get a job working for his dad's company.

He has a tattoo on his arm (often from his "travels") that he considers to be meaningful. It shows his creative side. It says "TWAT" in Vietnamese.
Look at that guy at the bar, he's a complete chopper.

Fredo: I just got back from Thailand. It was amazing, the people there have it so hard. I helped them build a hospital while I was there.
Davey: Mate, you are such a chopper.

Fredo: Do you like my new tattoo? It's my girlfriend's name in Hindi.
Davey: Mate, you are a complete and utter chopper.
Chopper by jimboooooooo May 8, 2009
In the Dirty South, choppas are understood to be ak-47's or weapons of similar nature that have their barrels sawed off. This makes the weapon more deadly because it can spray in a larger area than a regular ak-47 or ar-15.
Yo dun, I got a choppa and I'm finna body a muhfucka.
choppa by AzianGangsta February 28, 2007
The act of taking a secret photo up a females skirt. Also known as "upskirting"

Named after UK Conservative MP Christopher Chope who single handedly stopped upskirting becoming a criminal offence.
"Im going to chope that hot girl with the short skirt" said the pervert

"Im going to go out Choping today" said the pervert.

Or "I think I ve been Choped" said the distressed girl after standing beside the pervert
Chope by Angus Angus June 17, 2018

NLE Choppa 

NLE CHOPPA IS THE HOTTEST, FINEST, HANDSOMEST, MOST BEAUTIFULEST, RAP STAR YOU WILL EVER LAY YOUR EYE UPON. ITS NOT EVERYDAY YOU SEE A RAPPER LOKIN SO HELLA FINE LIKE NLE. HIS TATOOS UHHH, HIS VOICE UHHH, HIS HAIR UHHH, HIS GRILLZZZZ UHHHHHHHHHH *GET ME GOING*. GOTTA LISTEN TO MY FAV SONG BY HIM

SHOTTA FLOW REMIX FT. BLUEFACE AND ALL THE SHOTTA FLOWS CUZ WHY NOT

OR THE SONG HE DID WITH LIL LOADED 6LOCC 6A6Y

DO IT AGAIN

FINAL WARNING

23

CAMELOT
PERSON 1: "WHOS NLE CHOPPA?"

PERSON 2: HES ONLY THE HOTTEST BEST RAPPER EVER