I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo

absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it

ew hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo is so ew

by laufeyismybae October 15, 2023

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by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

I

Words I feel your pain…
the love you were sent to share…
As you stuck some where…
Sad don’t be…
Eventually your love will be seen…
Until then…
Some more love I will send…
Of course for my one…
He truly is my shining sun…
The one who makes me happy…
And filled with so much love…

A smile I beam…
As I think of my dream…
Of eternity…
Him and me ❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 November 24, 2023