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The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
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READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!
by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008
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by MrRoxy April 24, 2009
Get the numbergasm mug.not to be confused with its more popular cousin, 'numerology', NUMBERology is the study of correlations between the NUMBERS (which are real, unlike 'numers') we see in our environment and the events that occur around the same time. common examples include golden birthdays, anagram time (eg at 10:01 am or pm bust out an anagram, just for fun), and historical coincidences (see example below).
from astrological numberology:
S: The death of this terrorist leader...the removal of corrupt leaders...the massive deaths of people from natural disasters...could this be a cleansing of the world? Where good people get to go to heaven, bad people die and the world prepares for a more peaceful existence? Could this be what 2012 theories are talking about. Death of the "old world ways"?
R: my numberological analysis agrees and suggests this is one of the omens of the dawning of the age of aquarius, the 11th sign. today is 5/01/11 and completes a 10 year cycle starting on 9/11/01. aquarius is an air sign and the WTC was an aerial attack, so today's justice also signals air mastery. the WTC LOOKED like a 11, we should rebuild BOTH TOWERS!!!
S: The death of this terrorist leader...the removal of corrupt leaders...the massive deaths of people from natural disasters...could this be a cleansing of the world? Where good people get to go to heaven, bad people die and the world prepares for a more peaceful existence? Could this be what 2012 theories are talking about. Death of the "old world ways"?
R: my numberological analysis agrees and suggests this is one of the omens of the dawning of the age of aquarius, the 11th sign. today is 5/01/11 and completes a 10 year cycle starting on 9/11/01. aquarius is an air sign and the WTC was an aerial attack, so today's justice also signals air mastery. the WTC LOOKED like a 11, we should rebuild BOTH TOWERS!!!
by tagonist May 24, 2011
Get the numberology mug.The act of recieving or giving out a fabricated phone number to or from a person you meet. Such as the imfamous "555" numbers used in movies.
Bitch I cant beleive you thought those movie numbers were real, I saw those same digits on Big Mama's House.
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