Festichristmachanukkwanalia

The super-amalgamated holiday of the 21st century. It has the best attributes of all the holidays:

It lasts 8 days and nights like Chanukah, has gift giving like Xmas, feats of strength and airing of grievances like Festivus, feasts and orgies like Saturnalia, and it's fun to say Kwanza!

Happy Festichristmachanukkwanalia! Bottoms up!

by Set Ethaniel December 25, 2023

Festerford

Welsh slang for a local pedophile or nonce. Someone not to be trusted in the vicinity of minors, playgrounds or schools

There's a festerford hanging around the park with a puppy and bag of haribo, someone should call the police

by Jamiesa5 April 13, 2024

FestivTITTIES

When a woman has her breasts decorated for something festive ie, Christmas.

Did you see Sandra’s FestivTITTIES? They’re painted to look like slutty Mrs. claus.

by BunnyButtWHAT June 10, 2024

festering sleaze

a sleaze who tends to fester too close to those around them.

“On the music express there was a festering sleaze creeping to close”

by Mr. Mcsleaze July 27, 2024

festiveplus

A talented man, worthy of the fame he has, accumulating a mass following, bound for success, always making it big,
funny, loving person, and a great person to have around

This guy is so festiveplus!

by smbotlms August 8, 2024

Festival Love

Reminiscent of having sex in a porta-potty, festival love is when your partner farts during sex but despite the horrendous odor you continue with the act. Alternately, festival love can start with a Dutch Oven and evolve to sex.

Man, that festival love really takes concentration, I wasn't sure I was going to able to finish when my girl farted last night.

by Pharmer Mike March 12, 2026

Festify

Decorate something; to make festive

I’m going to festify my house for Christmas tomorrow.

by Snoowib July 15, 2025