Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth

Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!

by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022

ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022

Ninja House

(Verb: Ninja Housing)
To build a house in the woods completely silently, so quitely that even if you were on a discord vc people wouldn't hear you. Any house built in this manner is a ninja house

My friend likes to go ninja housing, they're nearly done with their latest project. Wow, tell me when I can see the finished ninja house

by Muscle Tissue Enjoyer August 2, 2022

ninja'd

In direct messages, the action of typing something, a fraction of second before someone else is saying it. Whether by luck or by elaborate guessing.

03:56:50 Friend 2: Yo, B. Just got back from Dr. Clark.
03:57:02 Bea: so, you finally brought your cat to the vet?
03:57:15 Arthur: Yeah, but she might be too fat for her own good
03:57:21 Arthur: like my mom
03:57:22 Bea: like ur mom
03:57:27 Arthur: NINJA'D!!!!!
03:57:31 Bea: crap

(Notice the timestamp)

by CH4F September 5, 2022

Ninja Cowgirl

When a girl gives you some dirty mummy wraps.

"Bro, she totally gave me the ninja cowgirl, and now I have the Pharaoh's curse."

by Deputy Mayor McCheese September 15, 2022