dick dastardly 

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005

Dick Cousins 

Any male individuals who have had sexual relations with the same orifice of another individual

Some famous dick cousins are Billy-Bob Thorton and Brad Pitt, Sean Combs and Marc Anthony, Russell Crowe and Cynthia Mort

Dick Cousins by Solesurvivor October 28, 2010

dick bagger 

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.

1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!

dick bagger by dickbaggershipperandprostitute March 16, 2016

Dick Touch 

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

Dick Touch by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

Dick whipped 

When a man gives it so good to a woman that she wants, craves, & would do anything to have that Dick again & again!!!

Steve, you made my pussy Dick whipped. & no other Dick can satisfy it now.

Dick whipped by Friend2u January 3, 2017

Dick and dash 

Noun: The process of being in a relationship just for sex then dumping their ass in a short amount of time. (Time varies from 24 hours to only a week) Also referred to short relationships that are unnecessary since it was only for the dick.

Bitch 1: Hey dude did you hear that David and Libby had a dick and dash recently?

Bitch 2: Wow oml they are so stupid why.

Dick and dash by Interesting flamingos November 2, 2017

dick drool 

The after cum that drips out of your dickhead and cakes your boxers

Yo, Crusty Draws! How about some control on the dick drool, you fuck!

dick drool by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004