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Abstinence Masturbation

The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.
Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life
by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014
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austyn

a sweet guy who loves every girl his is with and will never give up on the girl and is always the sweet guy and gets pushed around by girls
hey that guy austyn is a sweet and caring guy
by grg14178 April 30, 2016
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Austan

A pretty cool dude who occasionally does gay things but just because he's that straight. Kinda shy but really nice to everyone and a good friend.
Kim: OMG he is sooo sweet when you get to know him.
Beth: I know he's such an austan.
by the night is amazing February 22, 2010
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Austien

A huge asshole. But he his very funny, nice, Handsome. He is a ladys man but he doesn't know . Girls love him as a friend. He has dirty blonde hair and green eyes. Not the tallest person or the shortest. But he's careing
Austien is a funny guy
by That fan do go August 13, 2018
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asstin

Used in place of the name "Austin" to insult or joke with someone with that name.
Hey Asstin come here really quick...
by Evil Bella January 6, 2004
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abstinized

The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.
"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"
by Billy Badass April 11, 2005
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the agustin

I got that Agustin.

Ex.) Ima bout to give that bitch the Agustin.
by Jaquandre July 13, 2014
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