when a man lays his erect wilf on a womans sagged klimt, the woman will tighten her vulva and retract it back and forth thrusting the wilf to penatrate the upper lip.
Margret and Edward were in bed and wanted to try something new, he lay his wrinkled cock onto her saggy lips and just lay it ontop. she then tightened her old stinkin fanny and made her vulva tighten its rat wings onto it, he came in a second. They called it a gash wank
by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 24, 2006

Dump Wank = Literally and physically to dump wank...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...
by Alfie_G October 7, 2005

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.
by Cemmons March 19, 2017

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed
by bettypage May 10, 2011

by eastbender November 3, 2013

Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.
Dude you should've gone for longer then
Dude you should've gone for longer then
by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016
