fat ham MILF 

A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.

Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.

Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."

Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"

fat ham MILF by Wizards Sleeve August 19, 2006

Fat Chick Syndrome

The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.

"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."

"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."

Fat Chick Syndrome by doc brown August 25, 2009

Fat Ho On a Bike 

A drink or shot made with equal parts Tequila, Amaretto and a splash of coke.

or

A fat ho, literally riding a bike. Preferrably in tight spandex.

Let me get a shot of a FHOAB. A few of those I will surely be taking one home tonight.

or

OMG, look at that Fat Ho On A Bike, it's not really socially acceptable for obese sluts to be exercising...in public

Fat Ho On a Bike by E Dub705 January 17, 2008

Fat Day

A day of the week/month in which you deside you will eat whatever you want, usually including your friends in it.

When we get to the cinema, we're having a fat day! We'll buy huge popcorn packs and tons of jellies!

Fat Day by NightOwl5 January 20, 2014

Fat Girl Energy 

The equivalent of small dick energy. It has nothing to do with one's weight but everything to do with attitude. People with fat girl energy have a tendency to put others down in an attempt to elevate themselves, often disregarding the emotional effect it has on the person they are targeting. They come off as cocky with very little to back it up

Hannah keeps insulting her friends behind their backs for not making as much as them. That's some fat girl energy.

Fat Girl Energy by EqualOpSpecialist March 14, 2023

fat cousin 

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.

That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.

fat cousin by xzybit January 14, 2005

Fat Chick Prom Night

When bros choose to hang out at home on a weekend, and eat pizza and ice cream rather than going out and getting shit-faced drunk. Generally a movie or two will be watched during said night.

Keith: "what did you do last night?"

Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam"

Keith: "fags"

Fat Chick Prom Night by Client 09 January 18, 2009