Tombstone Jesus

Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.

Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus

by Dcw fan November 16, 2022

you got jessed

A girl who has a rota of boys who she is going to have sex with on holiday.

omg look at him he just got jessed
Omg man you got jessed
Dog you've been jessed ahaa!!
omg dude look at that boy he just got jessed i bet his name ends in 'os

by Shmakalackingsheri May 27, 2009

pulled a jessie

When a younger or weaker person slaps an older or stronger person unexpectedly in the face

When my sister accused me of cheating in monopoly, I pulled a jessie and put her in her place

by Tmores December 27, 2016

raped by jesus

when jesus comes down with spider people and rapes your grandma in the ass true fact if you commit too satan prepare the aking

i felt jesus in my ass i think i was raped by jesus

by dic kin ya momma bith April 20, 2017

Pulling A Jessie

When Someone Uses Drugs To Alter Their Performance

"I Can't Believe Barry Bonds Is Pulling A Jessie"

by HEYOHCAPTAINJACK2299 July 6, 2017

oh baby jesus

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"

Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.

by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017

Because I'm Jesus

How Jesus sasses the Pharisees or makes them stfu

Pharisees: "Can you stop claiming to be God!"
Jesus: "No, I am God because I'm Jesus"
Pharisees: "We hate this guy so much"

by ImHell666 May 30, 2018