I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! 

A general statement made when you're perplexed with certain results.

Hypothetical: You put a 6 team NFL football parlay in.

As the games get under way, right from the get go, it doesn't look good.

In sheer astonishment, you state, "I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend!"

I just don't understand, how can I when I can't even comprehend! by el aficionado October 30, 2013

trash can punch 

drink made mainly of Hawaiian punch and everclear,with the purpose of getting undergrad girls and everyone else drunk at fraternity parties

That trash can punch got me wasted last night.

I heard they peed in the trash can punch.

trash can punch by meliza April 26, 2005

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! 

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations! by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

busted can of biscuits 

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

busted can of biscuits by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

coke can pipe 

a way to smoke weed. first, take any normal can, and make a bend in it halfway through, steep enough to hold weed in it. then, with a knife, make 3 slits in the can and place the weed there. take a lighter, light the weed, and place your mouth on the hole you would usually drink from. inhale

we didnt have a piece so we made a coke can pipe

coke can pipe by froobinator September 10, 2006

When pigs can fly 

a phrase often used when something will never happen.

guy: Hey sexy, you me, lunch?

girl: When pigs can fly

When pigs can fly by Diarrhea April 1, 2004

keg can 

The Heineken Keg Can is a delightful invention used to store 24 ounces of beer. Apporx. 2 can's of standard volume by weight can be stored within one keg can.

Pass that keg can you son of a bitch!
Tall Can? Nah, I'll take the keg can.

keg can by Stan 'Wolvie' S. June 19, 2006