froobinator's definitions

food jew

someone that never shares their food

a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!

by froobinator September 28, 2006

stiletto

an italian-made switchblade. has a button on the side and when pushed, the blade comes out the side of the handle

i scared the shit out of ross with my stiletto. he nearly shit his pants

by froobinator September 11, 2006

coke can pipe

a way to smoke weed. first, take any normal can, and make a bend in it halfway through, steep enough to hold weed in it. then, with a knife, make 3 slits in the can and place the weed there. take a lighter, light the weed, and place your mouth on the hole you would usually drink from. inhale

we didnt have a piece so we made a coke can pipe

by froobinator September 10, 2006

Divided Sky

An outstanding Phish song. It is the seventh track on their first studio album, Junta. Unlike most Phish songs, (The) Divided Sky sounds better on the studio version than it does live. Some people disagree but I personally haven't heard a better divided sky than the one from Junta.

I listened to Divided Sky and I was overwhelmed with an undescribable ecstatic feeling.

by froobinator August 17, 2007

Soundsystem

311's incredible 1998 album. There's not a song on it that doesn't deliver. Go buy it now.

Go buy Soundsystem now.

by froobinator August 15, 2007

elevator hit

when you're smoking weed and after inhalation, before you suck in the extra air, stand up and tilt your head all the way up and suck in the air.

duuuude i was with my buds by the river..we did elevator hits out of a coke can..fucked us UP!

by froobinator September 9, 2006

ringtone rap

the shitty new pop/hip hop that floods the radio. Ringtone rap is any of the singles from non-talented rappers such as d4l, mims, dem franchize boyz, huey and any of the other so-called rappers that all sound alike. Most often heard as tool-ass teenagers' cellphone ringtones, or on the radio for two weeks every other song. songs like this are the reason i smoke cigarettes.

amber: OmFg GuRLLL I hEaRd DiZz HaWtTt JoInT on DuH RaDiO gUrL iTzZ cAlLeD dIs Iz WhY iM hOt GuRl!!
katie: DaAaAaAmN gUrL iZz GoOd! LeTs DrIvE aRoUnD oUr SuBuRbAn ToWn PlAyInG iT rLy LoUd!!

sensible person: if you bitches play that ringtone rap around me i'll kill you both.

by froobinator August 31, 2007