gash wank

when a man lays his erect wilf on a womans sagged klimt, the woman will tighten her vulva and retract it back and forth thrusting the wilf to penatrate the upper lip.
Margret and Edward were in bed and wanted to try something new, he lay his wrinkled cock onto her saggy lips and just lay it ontop. she then tightened her old stinkin fanny and made her vulva tighten its rat wings onto it, he came in a second. They called it a gash wank
by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 25, 2006
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Dump Wank

Dump Wank = Literally and physically to dump wank...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...
Having wank when your having a shit!!!
Dump wank
by Alfie_G October 07, 2005
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food wank

A solitary indulgence purely from taste, smell & asthethics of food, a moment of ecstasy.
I just had an amazing food wank.
by Cjordanchef January 10, 2015
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Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.
Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.
by Cemmons March 19, 2017
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Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person
Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
by Lord loverocket October 08, 2018
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wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street
Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street
by eastbender November 04, 2013
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cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.
jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed
by bettypage April 20, 2011
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