Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

Mexican Question Mark ¿

Sexual position wherein the female hangs her head over the bed while performing fellatio on the male; bent at the waist with legs above her while her knees are bent into the shape of an upside-down question mark, with the male's head forming the dot on top, as such "¿".

On November 1st, 2019... My Goodgirl and I invented the Mexican Question Mark ¿... I had her feet tied up with her panties below my face while she was upside down blowing me with her head dangling off the bed. ¿See? Sí.

by Elias DeSapier November 2, 2019

Oh Hi Mark

When your name is Tommy Wiseau and you are directing, starring in and filming your own movie called "The Room" and you have a friend called Mark, then the only expression you can use to greet that friend is "Oh hi Mark".

I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark.

by brullsker_the_magnificent_turd April 26, 2020

Cuney mark

Cuney mark is the same as cutie mark from my little pony friendship is magic.

Sweetie belle says 'Cuney mark' though.

Just because she's cute like that.

"If i do that, maybe i'll earn my cuney mark!"

"Sweetie belle, its cutie mark, not cuney mark. Silly filly"

by Yours truly, Pegasis October 1, 2011

john mark car

A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.

Dude, look at that john mark car!

Who's driving?

Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!

by Creeper Patrol! April 4, 2008

lame ass mark

God’s way to informing you that you’re a trashy ass nigga that nobody gives 2 fucks about!

Man you just a lame ass mark, get the fuck outta here.

by Zolaaaaa-the-idiot January 25, 2018

thats going to leave a mark

1.A statement made when a bad accident or mishap happens.
2.A phrase uttered before you put the hurt on someone.

1. Spectator: "Here comes Earnhardt." "Holy shit, he is MOVING!"
Waltrip: "Ooops" ...and slams into the wall at 170 mph.
Spectator: "Oh, thats going to leave a mark."

2. Sniper: "Any targets?"
Spotter: "Got 2 combatants at 450 yards behind the berm, north of the building."
Sniper: "Got em." "Night night sugar pie"
Spotter: "Ouch, thats going to leave a mark."

by frainslug April 8, 2007