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one eyed bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

one eyed bass by Alan Chan August 17, 2006
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Hairy Eyebrow

To scrunch an eyebrow down upon one's squinted or intensely focused eye in order to silently convey severe disapproval.
"Dude, your girlfriend is giving you the Hairy Eyebrow. You better stop looking at Susan's tits."
Hairy Eyebrow by richippr September 29, 2008

Ravin Eye 

A magazine dedicated to the UK Hardcore scene that is distributed accross the UK at various raves for free.
"I'm a bit clueless as to what's going on in the world of Hardcore"...."that's ok mate, have a free copy of Ravin Eye and become less stupid"
Ravin Eye by J Crane October 20, 2008

one eyed gomez 

A dog or cat's butthole.
That cat's got its one eyed gomez staring right at you.
one eyed gomez by nightdave November 8, 2009

one-eyed lumberjack 

noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)
Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!

Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
one-eyed lumberjack by thattimmguy February 26, 2010

Black Eyed Coon 

refering to the band 'Black Eyed Peas" as Black Eyed Coon
Black Eyed Coon by Blackness_Coon November 19, 2010