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Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
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bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.
Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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Loser eyes

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.
Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.
by VBH15 October 7, 2018
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Shit eye

the eye from wich you shit
by laser unk November 11, 2022
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tiffy eye

When one eye looks a completely direction than the other
Couldn't tell if she was looking at me or the door with that tiffy eye.
by Bob Noneya November 6, 2019
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Chaps eye

I did a big cum from my chaps eye
by PloptimalPotato November 15, 2022
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Pork Eye

When you accidentally get Pork in your eye during a morning show. Originated on Good Mythical Morning and Stevie is wrong.
You wanna get pork eye, not pink eye.
by djKENTO April 17, 2023
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